Blood and Malt
“I am the “living” example that the apple might not only fall far from the tree, but might even grow limbs and start chopping that tree down. And may God be my witness, I will chop that tree down."
(stares at a particular member of the Mass)
“And all those who doubt the purity of my intentions will realize their mistake as soon as I send them a log at their doorstep. Amen.”
(the particular person gets up, and pretending to be cool with little success, walks out the church’s door)